My character: Farrell Cotton-tail

He's Summering on Earth. Forget the fact that The Clown Homeworld doesn't have seasons and is basically in a more or less constant Summer on all but the polls of the planet... So he came to Earth to enjoy an Earth Summer with his two best friends: Ninke Van der Venn and Azriel Patel. (I didn't draw them cause I'm lazy)
While I was drawing this I thought up their entire vacation...
While on Earth he tells people he is an albino who is into body modification...
Random person: OMG!!! Why are you so pale?
Farrell: *confussed* I was born this way
Ninke: Yeah he is a um... Rare type of Albino..
Random Person: Oh... What's wrong with your ears?!!?
Farrel: *thinks they are talking about the notch missing from his left ear* Well one day when I was training in the cir...
Ninke: *knows they are addressing the fact that they are pointed* He's into Body Modification... Thats also what is wrong with his teeth. His hair is a dye-job and his eyes are contacts. Quit being nosey you rude person and go away.

Yeah.. Of course they didn't quite get it when guys thought he was gay and came up and asked him out, so Azriel taught him to say "I'm very flatered, but I'm sorry, I'm not gay." After getting many disbelieving looks and the one time he used this same line on a girl (that while rather amusing caused some problems)... He started to tell people who were interested in him that he was married.. Which is the truth, but unfortunately they didn't belive him because neither Clowns nor Eeesdians have anything like wedding bands.. So they stole Azriel's fathers wedding band for him to wear. This caused problems between Azriel's parents so in the end they just decided to pretend that Ninke and Farrell were dating..
No clue what would happen if Aster found out about that...